Recently, I've read this book entitled; "Never Use White Type on a Black Background: And 50 Other Ridiculous Design Rules". One of the sentence that catches my attention is a rule they had included says; "Good designers copy, great designers steal". It does not actually applies to just designers, but those who worked in the creative industry.

How does it relate with? Here's a title to relate everything else: "American Copywriters are Juicing Out, Asians are Drying Out". Action movies bores me.

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1) American Copywriters Are Juicing Out: Rise of the Kukubird
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Where such title been ripped off over and over again?

- Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
- Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver-Surfer
- Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans
- G.I. JOE : Rise of the Cobra
- The Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle-Earth 2: Rise of the Witch King

Jeez, you named it: (any title: Rise of the .....)
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Reason?

The one doing the copy-writing are probably out of ideas for better catchy titles anyway, they don't give a damn as long as the front title is famous enough for them to reel in big cash into their pockets.
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What Ridiculous story-plot could it ever be?

Once upon a time, there is a planet called Humanoidicks. They've lived worshiping a being called the Cacing Almighty. They've even erected a mighty statue to show the greatness of Cacing Almighty. The greatness of the Cacing Almighty thus blessed them with great cities ONLY for their unquestionably faithful followers, but ridiculous laws which instilled fears and paranoia to the lower class which don't give a damn about the hideous Cacing Almighty.

Those who failed comply to the will of the Cacing Almighty, which was conveyed by corrupted greedy priests will be sentenced to death indefinitely. This death sentenced is carried out by sacrificing the "guilty" to be eaten by the Cacing Monster!! After growing weary of the ridiculous rule which was abused by the higher class, a group of underground rebel began funding out their new cult/organization and secret weapon to destroy and take over the reign of the Cacing Almighty. In the near completion of their secret weapon called the "KukuBird", The Cacing Almighty councils had found out about the rebel's intention from their own law enforcement units; The Cacing Almighty Special Traitor Elimination Force a.k.a (CASTRATION Force).

CASTRATION Force was immediately sent to the rebel's hideout to eliminate the "evil & threat" and a fierce fight ensues between these two dick-head cults. "This planet aren't big enough for the both of us~~". As much rebels had died, their purpose are just to delay the CASTRATION Force's time until the Kukubird able to fully rise in fruitful erection; and thus this is what the rebel had succeed in doing.

In the wake of the KukuBird, it wiped out large numbers of CASTRATION Force's path, rise up to every Cacing cities to destroy every Cacing Almighty statues it can find. This enrages the Cacing Almighty councils even more and they summoned Cacing Almighty's pet to do battle with the KukuBird. Boys and gays, the most fearsome battle you've been waiting for; the ultimate battle between Kukubird and Cacing Monster!!! Lot's of bloodshed, tearing and smashing things apart!!!

Okay, to cut it short minus all the sexual and romance part, eventually, the KukuBird wins and the Cacing Monster was sent back to the deepest depths of the abyss where it can never return. However, the KukuBird has gone berserk, and started killing everyone else with it's killer sperm. Coincidentally, it happens so that one of the surviving rebels had a kill-switch plugged to the KukuBird, hit the switch, thus giving the Kukubird an ultimate orgasm.

The KukuBird shrinks in size and it's rage had subsided. This battle had changed the lifes of witnesses and ones involved in it, it made a huge impact to the other Humanoidicks. Finally, Victory was awarded to the rebels in this battle, but the war still goes on as some of the surviving Cacing Almighty councils sneaked out on a plan to revive the Cacing Monster....

- To be continued -

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Gee,...all this Good fight Evil, Evil fight Good, Evil fight Evil, and whatever crap you named it, always 2 conflicting forces, aren't we tired of this? It's just like all kinds of the same product been released in the market, but with different brand names,...in fact, it's even the names are getting similar.
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